so i found out eli roth is shooting the green inferno in peru
UMMMM! MY PARENTS ARE FROM PERU!!! MOST OF MY FAMILY LIVES IN PERU!!!
im like:
curently trying to convince my parents to take a trip to peru…
to visit the family of course…
May 28, 2012
CHEESECAKE!
why….
im supposed to be watching what i eat…
then this…
GOOD GOD GIVE ME THE SECOND ONE NOW!
(Source: translucent-moons)
“cap”
“cap”
“what is it bruce”
“hulk like cap smell”
“bruce, please stop”
“does hulk smell patriotism”
“stawp Bruce.”
“Dat’s gay”
“I thought we were science buddies Bruse.”
“what happened to us?’
“what am I doing here?”
“what’s gay?”
“the fuck is this?”
“the fuck is that?”
“help”
(Source: ariannestark)
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(Source: aimmyarrowshigh)
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what’s been going on!
so i’ve been a little m.i.a!
let me tell you! going without tumblr…is TORTURE!
no facebook or youtube…i can deal..but tumblr…
you get the point
anyway the reason i havent posted is a long story..so heres the condensed version of it.
my laptop’s hole for where my charger cord goes is jammed…so for the last couple weeks that i used it i had to like maneuver it before it was charging. then it just stopped charging…so my laptops battery died and now i have to use my parents dinosaur of a computer which wont even log me into tumblr half the time…it’s been frustrating to say the least…
in other news though….i’m like 75% done my fanfic! and i hope to get it up soon! it’s a little hard to finish because of work and just running out of what to write.
so thats my explnation! i’m hoping to buy my uncles old macbook that he’s selling!
